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mr_kash

mr_kash


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PostSubject: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeFri Jun 08, 2007 7:33 pm
Gamitin mo ang words "CURTAIN" and "KITCHEN" sa isang sentence:


Arrrrayyyyy!!! Wag muko CURTAIN jan....masa-KITCHENNNN!!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeFri Jun 08, 2007 7:46 pm
PROMOTER : Misis, kung halu natin ung mga sabong panlaba na surf chka breeze....bubula pa kaya sila?

Misis : oo shempre naman!!

PROMOTER : Mali kayo ma'am

Misis : At bakit naman hindi, aber!!

PROMOTER : Wala pang tubig e, adik!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeFri Jun 08, 2007 8:57 pm
mr_kash wrote:
PROMOTER : Misis, kung halu natin ung mga sabong panlaba na surf chka breeze....bubula pa kaya sila?

Misis : oo shempre naman!!

PROMOTER : Mali kayo ma'am

Misis : At bakit naman hindi, aber!!

PROMOTER : Wala pang tubig e, adik!

lol!

lol! adik!
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tweety_bubbles


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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeFri Jun 08, 2007 11:29 pm
Teacher: Who can give an example of a tag example?
Pupil: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
Teacher: Very Good! Itagalog mo nga.
Pupil: Si ma'am maganda, hindi naman di ba?






lol! lol! lol!
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gianne1006

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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 3:23 pm
QUESTION: pano mo sasabihin sa isang grl n maitim ang kilikili nya n di cya masasaktan??? Question
ANSWER:
ganda..... excuse me....... ano deodorant mo..... KIWI???? Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 4:36 pm
Mga pasosyal na nag uusap:

GIRL1: oh pano ka nakarating d2? did you walk or did you ride?

GIRL2: sympre did u ride! what do u think of me? POVERTY? oh common..
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munchkin

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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 5:45 pm
Dear Dodong,

Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo.
Nagtatae kasi sya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...

Nagmamahal,
Nanay
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 5:46 pm
ANAK: Tay , penge ng pera may project kase na pinapagawa titser ko.
Bibili ako ng cocomban.
TATAY: Ano! ang tanda mo na cocomban pa rin tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb Paper
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 5:46 pm
FARMER: Lalake na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na....
Ano ang plano mong itanim sa sakahan anak?
ANAK: "flowers" papa! Madaming madaming flowers!!!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 5:49 pm
JUAN: Pare ang bilis ko natapos buuin tong
puzzle!
PEDRO: talaga?! gano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: ang tagal naman!
JUAN: Tanga! anong matagal? nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 7:47 pm
hai nako ang cocorny! my gosh!


LOLO: Johnny, paabot ng kape ko...
APO: Lo.. Jenny po!
LOLO: Johnny, paabot ng kutsara
APO: Lo, Jenny po!
LOLO: Tangina Johnny tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!!!

hehehehe lol!
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NUN : Mother i was raped, what shall i do?

MOTHER SUPERIOR : here, take this calamansi

NUN: Will this ease the pain?

MOTHER SUPERIOR : sipsipin mo nang mawala yang ngiti sa mukha mo.

lol! affraid lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 9:00 pm


Dalawang ahas habang kumakain...

AHAS1 : chong, makamandag nga ba tayong klase na ahas kaya?

AHAS2 : Di ko lang alam p're, bakit?

AHAS1 : delikado chong, nakagat ko dila ko e

affraid
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 10:39 pm
May lalaki na stranded sa isla. Isang araw, may nakita siyang barko na palapit sa isla. Mayat-maya, may umahon na seksing babaing naka suot ng Scuba/Wet Suit. Lapit agad ang lalaki kaya nagtanong ang bebot.
Babae: Ilang taon na ba na walang kang sigarilyo dito sa isla?
Lalaki: "Mahigit na 10 taon." Binuksan ng babae ang kaliwang pocket ng Suit, kinuha ang 1 kahang yosi at binigay ito sa lalaki. Ang bilis magsindi at ang sabi: "Naku ang sarap talaga!" Biro mo, mahigit na 10 taon na rin ako na walang sigarilyo!"
Babae: Ilang taon na di ka uminom ng alak?"
Lalaki: Mga 10 taon na rin. Ilang saglit lang, binuksan ng Babae ang kanang bulsa ng Suit. Inalis ang isang mamahaling alak at inabot sa lalaki. Ang bilis uminom ng lalaki at halos maubos ang laman ng botelya.
Lalaki: " Ang sarap, lalung-lalo na pag di ka nakatikim ng isang bagay ng matagal!" Lumipas ang ilang minuto, nakita niyang binukbuksan ng babae ang mahabang zipper sa harapan ng wet suit at sabay na pabulong sa teynga ng lalaki, "Ilang taon na ba di ka nagkaroon ng kaligayahan?"
Lalaki: "Naku po, huwag mong sabihin na may dalang Golf Club ka doon sa wet suit!"
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeSat Jun 09, 2007 11:13 pm
Question: Bakit malaki butas ng ilong ni Sen. Drilon?

Answer: Malaki daliri nya.
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 12:19 am


ANAK:Tay may manok sa kusina tinutuka ang bigas!

TATAY:Paalisin mo!

ANAK:Oy manok alis ka daw!

TATAY:Tanga!takutin mo kasi!

ANAK:Manok mumuu ako!awoooh!

TATAY:ndi!bugawin mo!

ANAK:Boss, chix?...50 lang o!...tumutuka to!

...Hehehehe!....acheche! sunny affraid jocolor scratch
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 12:35 am
dapat dito di lang "jooooke joke!!!" ang title eh... hmmm.. ang cocorny ehh heheh Sleep Sleep Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 4:01 am
was ka na umepal friend!...nag eenjoy naman kame e...try mong bumitaw ng joke...ung simple lang...bigay mo lang ung name mo...khaycee khaye!bwahahaha!...funny di ba?tlgang pinagiisipan di ba?hehehe!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 4:31 am
GIRL:Yellow susuot ko...kaw?
BOY:Ako green...

Sa coffee shop...

Ugly girl in yellow comes in, walang naka-green. Nilapitan ang guy in red.

GILR:Excuse me, are you my textmate?
BOY:Bakit, naka-green ba ko?!....

ANYEHNYEH!!!!


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 4:50 am
JUANITO:Ang gulo ng buhay talaga!


EMONG:May gugulo pa ba sa buhay ko?!...tignan mo ha,
yung pinakasalan ko biyudang may dalagitang anak,pina-
kasalan ng tatay ko yung dalagita,edi lumalabas si itay anak ko.ang asawa ko naman ay biyenan ni itay.nang magkaanak sila,ako naman ngayon ang lolo ng kapatid ko!...pak syet!

ACHECHE!

What a Face What a Face clown Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 5:06 am
Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba,

eh di nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.

Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw mgling sa kama , eh di nakatipid tayo ng 7500 sa driver!

hepetetepete!!!

lol! afro flower
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 5:09 am
Bigo sa pag-ibig??

Maghanap na lng ng....
KUBA - mapagkumbaba
PILAY - di ka tatakbuhan
BULAG - la paki sa looks
PIPI - di nagbibitiw ng bad words.
at eto the best....
DULING - di ka hahayaan mag-isa!

atsetse!!!

study rendeer cheers
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 5:13 am
prof: who among u experienced having sex with a ghost??

Juan raised his hand...

prof: Really?? how does it feel to hav sex with a ghost?

Juan: Ay puta! Akala ko goats!!

bwahaha!...nakakapraning maging GY!...bwahahaha!...junjun?...junjun?...patricia?...san ka na patricia?...bwahahaha!...

confused monkey cherry
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 5:19 am
Magkaibigan kumakain...

Pedro: anong palaman ng tinapay mo?

Juan: Kiso!

Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi yan kiso!

Chess yan.. CHESS!!

...patricia?...san ka na?...patricia?...patricia?...

scratch Suspect pale
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PostSubject: Re: JOOOOOKE JOKE!!!   JOOOOOKE JOKE!!! Icon_minitimeMon Jun 11, 2007 5:22 am
GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako!


BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah!

GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae,
magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako!

BF: Makinig ka muna... hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka... Yung kasama ko
kanina ang niloloko ko!

tawa naman jan...pinapatawa ko na lang sarili ko dito...makisama naman kayo...lol!
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